1. I have two left hooves instead of hands
2. I have the patience of an angry swarm of wasps
3. I’m more of the tomboy kind than the girly-girl’s
4. I am was full of prejudices (i.e. patchwork is for old ladies)
Now let me dispel the myth: you do not need to be skilled to do patchwork (sure, it does help to make GREAT patchwork, but if you're not in for a masterpiece, you're fine). Left hooves are okay. You can do patchwork as an absolute beginner, and the result of your efforts will not only look good, it will be deeply satisying. If I can't convince you, this book will and help you along the way too; for inspiration, you can have a look at the V&A’s webpage on patchwork and quilting too.
So how does one get about doing patchwork?
Step 1: find your fabric. Look into your stash of old cothes you no longer wear but liked all the same for fabrics with ‘history’. Shirts are great for patchwork (I've ripped a few of my husband's appart). Ask friends if they have unwanted pieces of fabric. Or buy some samples in specialist shops. I’ve now taken into the habit of buying one or two samples of fabric when I am travelling, so that each fabric is associated to a memory of the place.
Step 2: find a pattern. (there's a good resource here). As I said in the previous entry, I rather ambitiously undertook to make a double-bed spread, using the composition of the Grandmother’s Flower Garden, made with repeating rosettes, each made of 7 hexagons.
Step 3: cut paper templates and sew fabric around them.
Step 4: assemble your hexagons together to make rosettes
Step 5: once you’ve got quite a few, assemble the rosettes together. I find that it’s a good occupation when I watch an ‘easy’ programme that doesn’t need much concentration.
Remember to remove the paper from the back of the quilt every so often because if you leave it to the end if will be a long and potentially frustrating job to carry out. The back of a patchwork also looks rather lovely.
I’ve suprisingly taken to 'patchworking' and have found that I am actually much more patient that I would ever have imagined. I find it a soothing activity after a long and stressful day.
Downsides? Well, perhaps a double bed spread is a tad too ambitious as a first project. Two years on, that’s how far I’ve got, partly because I just get bored with working on the one same thing all the time and I keep dropping it from my mind.
So I’ve embarked on smaller projects, partly because one sometimes need the satisfaction of a job done, so I made the cushion cover below, from a huge stash of gorgeous samples for suit fabric a generous friend of mine gave me:
But the best thing about patchwork is that it is actually quite nice to offer to loved ones: the time and care involved in patchwork, but also the attention required in chosing the right fabrics and patterns for the right person, makes it a thoughtful present (if indeed the recipient likes patchwork, that is). So I made this strip patchwork cushion: